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We track our shipments so we don't lie about delivery.

We know where our truck is, how full it is, and when it leaves. That's how we tell you when your order actually ships.

By The Shop · Dispatch from Alice · 1 min read

We ship a lot of stuff. That means we have to know where every box is and when it's actually leaving our warehouse.

We track our truck so we can see if it's loaded, how full it is, and when it rolls out. That way we spot problems before they become missed deadlines. It's the kind of thing any real business needs to not embarrass itself.

You won't see this tracking system yourself. But it's the reason we can tell you when your order ships and actually mean it.

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